The Pegasus Awards

Legolas

Dr. Mary Crowell

Pegasus Nominations

Year Category
Sample
2018 Best Classic Filk Song
2006 Best Torch Song  
 

Legolas

Copyright ©2002 by Dr. Mary Crowell, All Rights Reserved
Used by permission

Dedicated to Blair Holley and her crush

I like to watch him on the silver screen.
‘Built like I like ‘'em, he is long and lean.
Yes, he is,
And I am his.
‘'Gotta thing for an elf, can't help myself,
O Legolas!

He's not a talker, likes to use his bow
To good advantage on his orcish foe.
Yes he does,
And I'm in lust.
I just love pointy-ears, don't care who hears me,
Legolas!

INTERLUDE
The Ring is s'posed to find ‘'em
And in the darkness bind ‘'em.
I don't wanna lie to you.
There's just one precious thing
that is needing a fling.
It's Legolas!

I'm just a' sittin'’ here all by myself.
I'm thinking naughty thoughts about this elf.
Yes, I am.
Don't give a damn!
Gotta thing for this shy, tall, elven guy,
O Legolas!

There's those who argue ‘'bout the movie's plot.
Because of time, the film left out a lot.
Bombadil
is not my thrill.
I'll just sit here and stare at his long blond hair,
O Legolas!

INTERLUDE
This girl I know likes Strider,
And no. I won't deride her.
But she can have her Aragorn.
The return of the king, won't inspire me to sing
Like Legolas!

I like to watch him on the silver screen.
‘Built like I like ‘'em, he is long and lean.
Yes, he is,
And I am his.
‘Gotta thing for an elf, can't help myself,
O Legolas!

 

 
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