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Cacie, We Hardly Knew Ye
Lyric Copyright ©2000 by Rennie Levine
To the tune of "(She Wore An) Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"
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She was embarrassed to leave her hotel room.
She was afraid that somebody would see.
She was excited to leave her hotel room --
All her feelings were torn as can be.
(Two, three, four -- tell the people what she wore!)
She wore a sexy, slinky, hot, outrageous
Outfit just like Betty Page's --
It was strapless, and backless, and black.
A sexy, slinky, hot, outrageous
Outfit just like Betty Page's.
Should she go forward, or should she go back?
She was afraid to walk down through the hallway --
She was afraid she would ruin the surprise.
All the people she passed in the hallway
Had to practically put back their eyes!
(Two, three, four -- tell the people what she wore!)
She wore a sexy, slinky, hot, outrageous
Outfit just like Betty Page's --
People couldn't believe she was real!
A sexy, slinky, hot, outrageous
Outfit just like Betty Page's --
She would have fled, but she couldn't in heels.
She was afraid to parade through the ballroom --
All the fen knew her just as a kid.
But when that maid made her way through the ballroom,
The Madhatter himself flipped his lid!
(Two, three, four -- tell the people what she wore!)
She wore a sexy, slinky, hot, outrageous
Outfit just like Betty Page's,
That she wore for the first time that night.
A sexy, slinky, hot, outrageous
Outfit just like Betty Page's --
She truly was a remarkable sight!
A sexy, slinky, hot, outrageous
Outfit just like Betty Page's --
She was a hit, and she drove the crowd wild!
A sexy slinky, hot, outrageous
Outfit just like Betty Page's --
She was sixteen, and no longer a child.
From her room to the hallway,
From the hallway to the door,
From the door to the party --
Not a baby anymore!
(REPEAT CHORUS)