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Music and Lyrics Copyright ©2002 by Solomon Davidoff
It's the hit stage show of the season!
"Ach, it always feels like heartburn."
Held over for five smash weeks!
"My cousin Hymie, he takes a handful of pills now for his."
It's like a wave sweeping the nation!
"Spicy foods? I can't even eat oatmeal anymore!"
Be sure to see it before it goes away!
"Forever I'll be like this. You think you have pain, let me tell you . . .
Last night I had an ache in my arm, but it was only mine bursitis."
The Angina Monologues.
"Oy, the pain. But if I had to choose between pastrami and nitroglycerine,
I tell you I like the fatty bits trimmed off nice and lean."
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The Angina Monologues.
See it, before your HMO disallows the expense.