Don't Forget to Wash Your Hands

Dana Katz-Buchshtav

TTTO: "Never Set the Cat on Fire" by Frank Hayes

Do not forget to wash your hands
It puts us all in danger
You will be given reprimands
And scowling looks from strangers.
If you don't have a sink, it's wise
To do your best to sanitize...
Do not forget to wash your hands.

And mind your manners, lest illness overtake the land,
And don't forget to wash your hands!

Make proper use of PPE
To stave away diseases
Take off your gloves when you go pee
Put masks on for your sneezes!
And though you're lonely and upset
Don't buy any mosquito nets...
Make proper use of gloves and masks.

And mind your manners...

Do not go out into the street
Unless you have good reason
Except for meds or food to eat
Just wait until next season.
If seven hundred folks get sick
You'd be known as a giant prick...
Do not go out into the street.

And mind your manners...